(Verse One)
You want my New Year's resolution?
Well, I'm determined to win your hand.
Stave off all the competition
of every woman and every man.
(Chorus)
How many times must I speak of our plan?
I'm going to be your man.
(Verse Two)
Well, am I serious? Well, I sure aint joking.
I'm not always a clown on stage.
You think it's fantasy, well, I'm no Tolkien.
When you reach the end you're going to find a new page.
(Chorus)
(Verse Three)
I've lent my shoulder and asked you out to dinner,
but you never reciprocate.
How am I supposed to feel like I'm the winner?
When a move needs to be made you're bound to hesitate.
(Chorus)