You want my New Year's resolution?
Well, I'm determined to win your hand.
Stave off all the competition
of every woman and every man.
How many times must I speak of our plan?
I'm going to be your man.
Well, am I serious? Well, I sure aint joking.
I'm not always a clown on stage.
You think it's fantasy, well, I'm no Tolkien.
When you reach the end you're going to find a new page.
I've lent my shoulder and asked you out to dinner,
but you never reciprocate.
How am I supposed to feel like I'm the winner?
When a move needs to be made you're bound to hesitate.